Quiet Please, Compiling
The machine and its operator both need a moment.
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MUG/01 · TECH/01
Original, deadpan developer gifts for programmers, software engineers and the people who know it was DNS before the meeting starts.
One shape. Questionable uptime.
The current build
£14.99 each · UK Budget delivery included.
Quiet Please, Compiling
The machine and its operator both need a moment.
£14.99
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MUG/01 · TECH/01
Merge Responsibly
A little code review goes a long way.
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MUG/01 · TECH/02
Rebase and Relax
A tidy history and a less tidy desk.
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MUG/01 · TECH/03
Commit Happens
Make the message useful, at least.
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MUG/01 · TECH/04
Patch Before Panic
A calm response to an exciting stack trace.
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MUG/01 · TECH/05
Currently Iterating
Not unfinished. Actively improving.
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MUG/01 · TECH/06
Backend Behaviour
Quiet on the surface. Busy underneath.
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MUG/01 · TECH/07
Frontend Feelings
It is probably a spacing issue.
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MUG/01 · TECH/08
One Bug at a Time
A practical approach to an impractical backlog.
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MUG/01 · TECH/09
Senior Tab Collector
Every open tab is definitely still relevant.
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MUG/01 · TECH/10
Actually, It Is Cached
The oldest version has entered the conversation.
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MUG/01 · TECH/11
Release With Care
For the person who checks the checklist.
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MUG/01 · TECH/12
Rubber Duck on Call
A very patient member of the incident team.
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MUG/01 · TECH/13
Deploy After Tea
The release can wait for a steadier hand.
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MUG/01 · TECH/14
Tests Before Toasts
A green build earns the celebration.
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MUG/01 · TECH/15
Documentation Archaeologist
Somewhere beneath these pages lies the answer.
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MUG/01 · TECH/16
Works on My Kettle
The only local environment I fully trust.
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MUG/01 · TECH/17
Branch Office of One
Independent development, shared biscuit supply.
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MUG/01 · TECH/18
Regex Needs a Nap
The pattern has become a personal matter.
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MUG/01 · TECH/19
Latency and Lattes
Waiting time, thoughtfully caffeinated.
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MUG/01 · TECH/20
Logs Tell Tales
The exception has a slightly different story.
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MUG/01 · TECH/21
Code Review, Cup Two
A fresh look at yesterday's clever idea.
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MUG/01 · TECH/22
Graceful Tea Timeout
A deliberate pause in the processing pipeline.
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MUG/01 · TECH/23
Dependencies on Biscuits
An essential part of the development stack.
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MUG/01 · TECH/24
Refactor Tomorrow Me
Leaving a considerate note for a future colleague.
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MUG/01 · TECH/25
Ship Small, Sip Slowly
One useful change and a properly enjoyed drink.
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MUG/01 · TECH/26
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The useful joke is the one that sounds like their team, their stack or their most survivable incident. Pick a ready-made design or turn the reference into finished custom artwork.
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