Cat People mugs.

Cat Approved Human

A demanding reference, finally secured.

Keyboard Supervisor

Your next sentence has been sat on.

Lap Currently Occupied

Getting up is no longer an option.

Household Cat Staff

Meals, doors and ongoing admiration.

Purr My Last Email

The cat has reviewed your response.

Cat Hair Accessory

A familiar finishing touch to every outfit.

Nap Quality Control

A rigorous schedule of horizontal testing.

Feline Fine

The sunshine spot has been reserved.

Cat on the Agenda

Also on the paperwork.

Paws for Tea

A soft interruption to a busy afternoon.

Treat Distribution Officer

A position with very vocal stakeholders.

My Cat Has Notes

Most of them concern the closed door.

Purring Is Productive

Measurable output is not everything.

Cat Approved Keyboard

Every important message includes a paw contribution.

Window Sill Supervisor

Monitoring birds with exceptional commitment.

Chair Claimed by Cat

You may apply for the remaining corner.

Purr Review Pending

Your performance will be assessed after dinner.

Feline Door Committee

Open it. Close it. We are reconsidering.

Tiny Lion, Large Opinions

The household has a confident spokesperson.

Whisker Watch

Nothing moves in this room without inspection.

Cat Hair Comes Standard

A generous finishing touch to every outfit.

Cardboard Property Mogul

Expanding the portfolio one delivery at a time.

Late Night Paw Patrol

Investigating suspicious silence at three in the morning.

Feline Lap Appointment

Please allow extra time before standing up.

Treat Drawer Auditor

The stock count appears to be disappointing.

Sunbeam Leaseholder

Exclusive use until the light moves on.